Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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