But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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