Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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