so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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