I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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