Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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