anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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