I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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