no. you can't hotbox the world.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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