He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
