so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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