hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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