I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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