Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize