i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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