i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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