i barfeds in our rink
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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