She is in my trunk
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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