I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
