I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I love black thongs
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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