If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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