did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
