happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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