You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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