Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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