found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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