what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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