New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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