quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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