the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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