so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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