UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
