i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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