We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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