Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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