i think my mom watched the whole time
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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