You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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