And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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