this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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