u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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