Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just saw a hot homeless man
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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