I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Rumble strips road head = magical
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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