It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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