he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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