Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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