Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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