I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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