I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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