you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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