I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
