What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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