What a fucking waste of an outfit
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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