The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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