your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sext me about skeletons
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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